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Holy Crap Fortune Cookies (50 pc)

Regular price $45.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $45.00 USD



Don’t want the box…but want a crap ton of cookies? here ya go! This fortune cookie pack contains 50 random erin smith art sayings. No boxes with these cookies!!!

current fortunes: 1. the trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out as fun… 2. i already want to take a nap. tomorrow. 3. i’m a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. some day i’m going to be awesome. 4. once upon a time i was sweet and innocent. then shit happened. 5. i spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open lookin for answers. 6. i do a thing called what i want. 7. oh. my. god…you have the most absolutely awesome face. 8. not everything is about you. except for this. this is definitely about you. 9. sorry i’m late. i didn’t want to come. 10. most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. so basically, a clown ninja. 11. you can’t do epic shit with basic people. 12. half of the shit you think i don’t know, i found out a long time ago… 13. attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure 14. life is like a roller coaster. you can either scream every time there’s a bump, or just enjoy the ride. 15. i’m gonna batten down the hatches and make today my bitch.

each order contains 50 cookies with a ‘holy crap’ sticker on each

ingredients: enriched wheat flour, sugar, eggs, soybean oil, water, dextrose, fd&c yellow #’s 5 & 6, and artificial vanilla flavor.

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