NO BOXES WITH THESE COOKIES!!! don’t want the box…but want a crap ton of cookies? Here ya go!
1. the trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out as fun…
2. i already want to take a nap. tomorrow.
3. I’m a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. Some day I’m going to
4. Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. Then shit happened.
5. I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open lookin for answers.
6. i do a thing called what i want.
7. oh. my. god…you have the most absolutely awesome face.
8. not everything is about you. except for this. this is definitely about you.
9. Sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to come.
10. Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe.
So basically, a clown ninja.
11. you can’t do epic shit with basic people.
12. Half of the shit you think I don’t know, I found out a long time ago…
13. attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure
14. Life is like a roller coaster. You can either scream every time there’s a
bump, or just enjoy the ride.
15. I’m gonna batten down the hatches and make today my bitch.
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